Okay so my dad and I were about to go out into the cold and snow and we were walking out the door to leave when he brought out this monkey hat and told me to wear it so if we died then they would find me with a monkey hat on.
Have you ever considered the fact that there are children somewhere who are friends with J.K Rowling’s children and have probably met her a million times and just go like ‘Sup Joanne’ like its no big deal
- A Gender reveal party is where the parents throw a party (similar to a baby shower) to find out the gender of the baby!
- No one knows the sex of the baby (just the party planner/bakers know!)
- The gender is revealed when the parents cut the cake open and the inside color of the cake/desserts reveal if the baby will be a boy or a girl! (pink is usually used for girls, blue for boys of course!)
mine was full of wasps. HUGE WASPS.
"what’s the baby’s gender?" the eager party goers ask, crowded around the cake
slowly, the knife cuts through the first piece. “wasps.” the proud parent-to-be whispers, “wasps.”
one thousand wasps are released from the gender cake.
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why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books
best male/female character
best plot development
best plot twist
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
i think oreos might have taken it a step to far with this one
Wait till the Moreos guy gets here…
THIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINE
THIS IS SO BULLSHIT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT CANDY CORN IS? FUCKING SUGAR. THAT’S BASICALLY ALL IT IS. YEAH THERE’S PRESERVATIVES AND SHIT BUT YOU GET THE POINT, SO IT’S BASICALLY FUCKING SUGAR FLAVORED SUGAR. DO THEY THINK THIS IS OKAY? ARE THEY REALLY OUT OF IDEAS TO THE POINT WHERE THEY’RE LIKE “OK FUCK IT WE CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING THIS STUPID KIDS WHO PISS THEMSELVES LIKE FUCK IT IT’S GONNA BE SUGAR BUT WE’LL MAKE IT FUN” LIKE GODDAMMIT GUYS AS IF OREOS WEREN’T UNHEALTHY AS SHIT ALREADY NOW IT’S FUCKING DIABETES SQUARED. HAPPY HALLOWEEN YOU LITTLE SHITS.
that’s not the moreos guy
looks like the moreos guy has a rival
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